Defrosting some chicken ... QUICKLY!?

Doesn't your microwave have a Defrost setting? If not, then poke holes in the plastic on the package, and microwave on LOW for about 5 min, or so. (turn the package 1/2 way through, if you don't have a turntable in there) You can probably separate the pieces then, and run them under warm water; then cook them right away (or refrigerate until ready to cook)